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Whitney Brown \par \par The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. \par \par Rita Mae Brown \par \par \cf2\f2\fs24 \par } End 3000010 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.aphorismsgalore.com/category/health/\cf0 \par \par \par \par Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. \par \par \tab\tab\tab Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary [Shop] \par \par \par A hospital is no place to be sick. \par \par Samuel Goldwyn \par \par \par When dealing with the insane, it is best to pretend to be sane. \par \par Herman Hesse \par \par \par Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world. \par \par Unknown \par \par Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative. \par \par Unknown \par \par \cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000011 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.aphorismsgalore.com/category/wealth/\cf0 \par \par \par \par Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. \par \par Woody Allen \par \par Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. \par \par Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary [Shop] \par \par It is odd, is it not, that a person's worth to society is measured by their wealth, when instead their wealth should be measured by their worth to society. \par \par A. Cygni \{Law and Politics\} \par \par Money is like an arm or leg: use it or lose it. \par \par Henry Ford \par \par The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. \par \par Anatole France \par \par If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. \par \par J. Paul Getty \{Success and Failure\} \par \par The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. \par \par Jean-Paul Kauffmann \{Science and Religion \par \pard\cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000012 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.aphorismsgalore.com/category/success/\cf0 \par \par \par \par We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. \par \par Aesop \{Happiness and Misery\} \par \par \par It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. \par \par Kehlog Albran \par \par Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commision. \par \par Fred Allen \par \par Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. \par \par Woody Allen \par \par You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark. \par \par Wallace Arnold \par \par \par The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. \par \par Richard Bach: Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah [Shop] \par \par Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young. \par \par Russell Banks \{Life and Death\} \par \par \par It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous. \par \par Peter Benchley \par \par \par \cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000013 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.aphorismsgalore.com/category/wisdom/\cf0 \par \par \par \par It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. \par \par Rami Belson \par \par Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. \par \par Hector Berlioz \{Life and Death\} \par \par \par It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. \par \par Aristotle \par \par The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. \par \par Aristotle \par \par I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. \par \par Jane Austen \par \par A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. \par \par Burt Bacharach \par \par \par If you come to a fork in the road, take it. \par \par Yogi Berra \par \par You can observe a lot by watching. \par \par Yogi Berra \par \cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000014 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.bemorecreative.com\cf0 \par \par \par \par Knowledge of means without knowledge of ends is animal training. \par --Everett Dean Martin \par \par Americans seem sometimes to believe that if you are a thinker you must be a frowning bore, because thinking is so damn serious. \par --Jacques Maritain \par \par I have not the smallest molecule of faith in aerial navigation other than ballooning. \par --William Thomson \par \par You can't imagine the extra work I had when I was a god. \par --Hirohito \par \par Boredom is having to listen to someone talk about himself when I want to talk about me. \par --Tom Paciorek \par \par A real individual is self-substantial, consults himself, waits for the inner lift or fall of feeling, and consults others only at the end of his own wits. \par --Henry A. Murray \par \par Ideas are intelligence plus experience. \par --Felix M. Morley \par \par I have known many who could not when they would, for they had not done it when they could. \par --Francois Rabelais \par \par \par \cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000015 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fswiss\fcharset0 MS Sans Serif;}{\f2\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.cyberquotations.com/inspire/onHappiness.htm\cf0 \par \par \par \par If my heart can become pure and simple, like that of a child, I think there probably can be no greater happiness than this. -- Kitaro Nishida \par \par When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. -- Helen \par Keller \par \par Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take \par things as they come along with patience and equanimity. -- Carl Jung \par \par A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. -- Hugh Downs \par \par We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have. -- \par Fredrick Koeing \par \par Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to \par impress other birds and horses. -- Dale Carnegie \par \par Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. -- Jim Rohn \par \par Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our \par best.--Theodore I. Rubin \par \par You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- ZIGGY \par \par Happiness adds and multiplies, as we divide it with others. -- A. Nielsen \par \par The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. -- Victor Hugo \par \par The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular mood of happiness, but in allowing happiness to change its form without being \par disappointed by the change; for happiness, like a child, must be allowed to grow up.-- Charles Langbridge Morgan \par \par Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -- Oscar Wilde \par \par Happiness...it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.--Franklin D. Roosevelt \par \par Being happy is something you have to learn. I often surprise myself by saying "Wow, this is it. I guess I'm happy. I got a home I love. A career that I love. I'm \par even feeling more and more at peace with myself." If there's something else to happiness, let me know. I'm ambitious for that, too.--Harrison Ford \par \par Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result of strenuous discipline.-- Edwin Percy Whipple \par \par Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. -- Mildred Barthel \par \par Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman \par \par It is the paradox of life that the way to miss pleasure is to seek it first. The very first condition of lasting happiness is that a life should be full of purpose, aiming at \par something outside self. -- Hugo Black \par \par Happiness is perfume, you can't pour it on somebody else without getting a few drops on yourself. -- James Van Der Zee \par \par People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. -- Abraham Lincoln \par \par Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. -- Robert Anthony \par \par The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. -- Allan K. Chamlers \par \par Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action. -- Benjamin Disraeli \par \par Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life. -- Burton Hills \par \par The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.--James Oppenheim \par \par Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool.--John Mason Good \par \par Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. -- Cynthia Nelms \par \par Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. -- Scottish Proverb \par \par Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. -- William Makepeace Thackeray \par \par The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. -- Mark Twain \par \par They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world. Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for. -- Tom Bodett \par \par Happiness is a butterfly which when pursued is just out of grasp... But if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.--Nathaniel Hawthorne \par \par Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.--Samuel Levenson \par \par Happiness is spiritual, born of Truth and Love. It is unselfish; therefore it cannot exist alone, but requires all mankind to share it.--Mary Baker Eddy \par \par People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. -- H. Jackson Browne \par \par Happiness comes more from loving than being loved; and often when our affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding. To love, and to be hurt often, \par and to love again -- this is the brave and happy life. -- J.E. Buckrose \par \par I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. -- Henry Miller \par \par The secret of happiness is something to do. -- John Burroughs \par \par To have joy one must share it. Happiness was born a twin. -- Lord Byron \par \par Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.--Rose Lane \par \par In order to have great happiness, you have to have great pain and unhappiness-otherwise how would you know when you're happy? -- Leslie Caron \par \par Whoever does not regard what he has as most ample wealth, is unhappy, though he be master of the world. -- Epicetus \par \par \f1 Happiness requires problems\'85 -- H.L.Hollingworth\f0 \par \par The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue \par and reasonable nature.--Marcus Aurelius \par \par Joy does not simply happen to us. We have to choose joy and keep choosing it every day. It is a choice based on the knowledge that we belong to God and have \par found in God our refuge and our safety and that nothing, not even death, can take God away from us. Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally \par loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away.--Henri Nouwen \par \par The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy.--Ben Stein \par \par Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past. -- Dough Horton \par \par I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot \par more fun.-- Charles R. Swindoll \par \par If in our daily life we can smile, if we can be peaceful and happy, not only we, but everyone will profit from it. This is the most basic kind of peace work.--Thich \par Nhat Hanh \par \par Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. -- Victor Hugo \par \par Happiness is not a reward -- it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment -- it is a result. -- Robert Green Ingersoll \par \par I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances.--Martha Washington \par \par There are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all.--Anonymous \par \par To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. -- Samuel Johnson \par \par Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take \par things as they come along with patience and equanimity. -- Carl Jung \par \par Joy comes from using your potential.--Will Schultz \par \par My happiness derives from knowing the people I love are happy. -- Holly Ketchel \par \par We cannot be contented because we are happy, and we cannot be happy because we are contented. -- Walter Savage Landor \par \par Success is getting and achieving what you want. Happiness is wanting and being content with what you get. -- Bernard Meltzer \par \par Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will. -- Dan Millman \par \par Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness. -- George Orwell \par \par True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents.-- John W. Gardner \par \par We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.-- Kahlil Gibran \par \par Happiness doesn't come from doing what we like to do but from liking what we have to do. -- Wilfred A. Peterson \par \par The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, \par good books, good pictures, good company, good conversation, are the happiest people in the world. And they are not only happy in themselves, they are the cause of \par happiness in others. -- William Lyon Phelphs \par \par Our happiness in this world depends on the affections we are able to inspire. -- Duchess Prazlin \par \par Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. -- Marcel Proust \par \par Life at its noblest leaves mere happiness far behind; and indeed cannot endure it. Happiness is not the object of life: life has no object: it is an end in itself; and \par courage consists in the readiness to sacrifice happiness for an intenser quality of life. -- George Bernard Shaw \par \par It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. -- Charles Haddon Spurgeon \par \par Happiness comes when we test our skills towards some meaningful purpose. -- John Stossel \par \par People who never achieve happiness are the ones who complain whenever they're awake, and whenever they're asleep, they are thinking about what to complain \par about tomorrow. -- Adam Zimbler \par \pard\cf2\f2\fs24 \par } End 3000016 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.cyberquotations.com/inspire/onAttitude.htm\cf0 \par \par \par It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success. -- David Feherty \par \par Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars. -- Frederick Langbridge \par \par Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. -- Irving Berlin \par \par Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for that determines our success or failure. The way you think about a fact may defeat you before \par you ever do anything about it. You are overcome by the fact because you think you are.-- Norman Vincent Peale \par \par Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! -- Mclandburgh Wilson \par \par Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. -- Golnik Eric \par \par To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson \par \par Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.-- Robert H. Schuller \par \par If you believe you can, you probably can. If you believe you won't, you most assuredly won't. Belief is the ignition switch that gets you off the launching \par pad.--Denis Waitley \par \par What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. -- Thaddeus Golas \par \par It is easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows by like a song, But the man worth while is the one who can smile, When everything goes dead wrong. For the \par test of the heart is troubled, And it always comes with the years. And the smiles that is worth the praises of earth Is the smile that shines through tears.-- Ella \par Wheeler Wilcox \par \par You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Tom Wilson \par \par I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what goes on inside.-- Wayne Dyer \par \par A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. -- Hugh Downs \par \par Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.-- Lou Holtz \par \par The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. -- William James \par \par One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks.-- Jack Penn \par \par The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell \par \par Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.-- Buddha \par \par The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill \par \par How things look on the outside of us depends on how things are on the inside of us.-- Parks Cousins \par \par Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working twenty-four hours a day, for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how \par to harness and control this great force. -- Tom Blandi \par \par An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it. -- Changing Times \par \par Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar \par \par Our limitations and success will be based, most often, on your own expectations for ourselves. What the mind dwells upon, the body acts upon.-- Denis Waitley \par \par To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives.-- Denis Waitley \par \par A great attitude does much more than turn on the lights in our worlds; it seems to magically connect us to all sorts of serendipitous opportunities that were \par somehow absent before the change.-- Earl Nightingale \par \par Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.-- John Wooden \par \par And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de \par Saint-Exupery \par \par Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons \par \par It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide \par \par A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.--William Arthur Ward \par \par If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears. -- Glenn Clark \par \par If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that's a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life, and \par there's going to be a life after tennis that's a lot longer than your tennis life. -- Chris Evert \par \par Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.-- Kahlil Gibran \par \par Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.-- Zig Ziglar \par \par A positive attitude can really make dreams come true -- it did for me. -- Zina Garrison \par \par Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.-- Max Lucade \par \par Nothing in life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. -- Ellen Glasgow \par \par The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.-- William James \par \par Each experience through which we pass operates ultimately for our good. This is a correct attitude to adopt and we must be able to see it in that light. -- \par Raymond Holliwell \par \par It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. -- Lena Horne \par \par High expectations are the key to everything.-- Sam Walton \par \par Success or failure depends more upon attitude than upon capacity successful men act as though they have accomplished or are enjoying something. Soon it \par becomes a reality. Act, look, feel successful, conduct yourself accordingly, and you will be amazed at the positive results. -- Dupree Jordan \par \par Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention.-- Jim Rohn \par \par The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time. -- Vince Lombardi \par \par I am convinced that attitude is the key to success or failure in almost any of life's endeavors. Your attitude--your perspective, your outlook, how you feel about \par yourself, how you feel about other people--determines your priorities, your actions, your values. Your attitude determines how you interact with other people and \par how you interact with yourself.-- Carolyn Warner \par \par We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible. -- Chretien Malesherbes \par \par What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him. -- Louis L. Mann \par \par If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however \par adverse your circumstances may seem to be. -- John R. Miller \par \par I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.-- Booker T. Washington \par \par I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.-- Elbert Hubbard \par \par Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. -- Earl Nightingale \par \par I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. -- Sugar Ray Robinson \par \par There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. -- Ruth Ross \par \par An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out? -- Michel De Saint-Pierre \par \par If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.-- Marie Osmond \par \par Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.-- Helen Keller \par \par Never let yesterday use up too much of today.-- Will Rogers \par \par Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. -- Dr. Laura Schlessinger \par \par An attitude to life which seeks fulfillment in the single-minded pursuit of wealth -- in short, materialism -- does not fit into this world, because it contains within \par itself no limiting principle, while the environment in which it is placed is strictly limited. -- E. F. Schumacher \par \par Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes. -- Charles Prestwich Scott \par \par There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. That little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or \par negative. -- W. Clement Stone \par \par A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.-- Herm Albright \par \par Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, \par giftedness, or skill. -- Charles Swindoll \par \par Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.-- Richard Bach \par \par We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in a certain way. We can not change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on \par the one string we have, and that is our attitude. -- Charles Swindoll \par \par If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. -- Amy Tan \par \par When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"-- Sydney J. Harris \par \par A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier. -- Source Unknown \par \par Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.-- Corrie Ten Boom \par \par Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it. -- Source Unknown \par \par Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can. -- Willis Whitney \par \par You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap or the soreness or all the aches and pains, and continue to play for a long, \par long time.-- Gordie Howe \par \par \cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000017 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.cyberquotations.com/inspire/onFailure.htm\cf0 \par \par \par I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. -- George S. Patton \par \par No one ever won a chess game by betting on each move. Sometimes you have to move backward to get a step forward. -- Amar Gopal Bose \par \par Because a fellow has failed once or twice, or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage--and that's the same \par thing.-- George Lorimer \par \par Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by \par saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.-- Denis Waitley \par \par Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. -- Denis Waitley \par \par Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. -- Confucius \par \par You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there. -- Edwin Louis Cole \par \par If there exists no possibility of failure, then victory is meaningless. -- Robert H. Schuller \par \par I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed; and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of \par times I can fail and keep on trying. -- Tom Hopkins \par \par Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game, one foot from a \par winning touchdown.-- Ross Perot \par \par If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. -- Marva Collins \par \par When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. -- Napoleon Hill \par \par Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.-- Marilyn vos Savant \par \par Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson \par \par The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the one who turns failures to best account.-- Richard R. Grant \par \par History has demonstrated that the most notable winners encountered heart breaking obstacles before they triumphed. They finally won by their defeats. -- B. C. \par Forbes \par \par Defeat doesn't finish a man--quit does. A man is not finished when he's defeated. He's finished when he quits.--Richard M. Nixon \par \par People in their handlings of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed. If one remains as careful at the end as he was at the beginning, there will be no \par failure.-- Lao-Tzu \par \par There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.-- Colin Powell \par \par If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win. -- Walter Reuther \par \par Not many people are willing to give failure a second opportunity. They fail once and it is all over. The bitter pill of failure is often more than most people can \par handle. If you are willing to accept failure and learn from it, if you are willing to consider failure as a blessing in disguise and bounce back, you have got the essential \par of harnessing one of the most powerful success forces.-- Joseph Sugarman \par \par Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed on an equal or greater benefit.-- Napoleon Hill \par \par I have always felt that although someone may defeat me, and I strike out in a ball game, the pitcher on the particular day was the best player. But I know when I \par see him again, I'm going to be ready for his curve ball. Failure is a part of success. There is no such thing as a bed of roses all your life. But failure will never stand \par in the way of success if you learn from it. -- Hank Aaron \par \par It is inevitable that some defeat will enter even the most victorious life. The human spirit is never finished when it is defeated...it is finished when it surrenders.-- \par Ben Stein \par \par I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone. -- Bill Cosby \par \par Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodbery \par \par In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail. -- Vince Lombardi \par \par The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable part of the process of getting to the top. -- Dr. Joyce Brothers \par \par Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.-- Henry Ford \par \par There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. -- Lawrence J. Peter \par \par Failure? I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.-- Dottie Walters \par \par Would you like me to give you a formula for ... success? It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure... You're thinking of failure as the enemy of success. \par But it isn't at all... You can be discouraged by failure--or you can learn from it. So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because, remember that's \par where you'll find success. On the far side.-- Thomas J. Watson \par \par The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a failure.-- Gerald. N. Weiskott \par \par Accept failure as a normal part of living. View it as part of the process of exploring your world; make a note of its lessons and move on.--Tom Greening \par \par 'All honor to him who shall win the prize,' \par The world has cried for a thousand years; \par But to him who tries and fails and dies, \par I give great honor and glory and tears.-- Joaquin Miller \par \par I do not fear failure. I only fear the "slowing up" of the engine inside of me which is pounding, saying, "Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?"-- \par George S. Patton \par \par It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have \par taught them so well as failure has done.-- Samuel Smiles \par \par Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure. -- Thomas Edison \par \par Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can--and surely will at times--fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk.-- \par Joyce Brothers \par \par You win only if you aren't afraid to lose. -- Rocky Aoki \par \par If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. -- Steve Bartkowski \par \par Nothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure. -- Kenneth Boulding \par \par All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.--William Faulkner \par \par Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.-- Charles F. Kettering \par \par Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, I have failed three times, and what happens when he says, I am a failure. -- S. I. \par Hayakawa \par \par Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. -- William Saroryan \par \par To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford \par \par No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to overcome the basic condition of all life - you win some and you lose some. -- Ken \par Keyes \par \par The biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee how to fail intelligently. We have to train him to experiment over and over and to keep on trying and \par failing until he learns what will work.-- Charles Kettering \par \par Don't be afraid to fail. Don't waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn from your failures and go on to the next challenge. It's OK to fail. If you're not failing, \par you're not growing.-- H. Stanley Judd \par \par The freedom to fail is vital if you're going to succeed. Most successful people fail from time to time, and it is a measure of their strength that failure merely \par propels them into some new attempt at success.-- Michael Korda \par \par Every failure is a step to success...-- William Whewell \par \par Failure is the tuition you pay for success. -- Walter Brunell \par \par It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing save by effort.-- Theodore Roosevelt \par \par Failure does not count. If you accept this, you'll be successful. What causes most people to fail is that after one failure, they'll stop trying. -- Frank Burford \par \par Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses. -- George Washington Carver \par \par A man's life is interesting primarily when he has failed -- I well know. For it's a sign that he tried to surpass himself. -- Georges Clemenceau \par \par Every great work, every big accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to the vision, and often just before the big achievement, comes \par apparent failure and discouragement.--Florence Scovel Shinn \par \par Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.--Mike Murdock \par \par Everything ultimately fails, for we die, and that is either the penultimate failure or our most enigmatical achievement. -- Edward Dahlberg \par \par The most important of my discoveries has been suggested to me by my failures. -- Sir Humphrey Davy \par \par Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know.-- William Saroyan \par \par I am never a failure until I begin blaming others.-- Anonymous \par \par Remember you will not always win. Some days, the most resourceful individual will taste defeat. But there is, in this case, always tomorrow - after you have done \par your best to achieve success today.-- Maxwell Maltz \par \par Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. -- Thomas A. Edison \par \par An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots.-- Charles Kettering \par \par Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. -- Ella Fitzgerald \par \par No man ever became great or good except through many and great mistakes. -- William E. Gladstone \par \par One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.-- James Long \par \par I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.-- Thomas A. Edison \par \par I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.-- George Burns \par \par Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives and principles. -- Jawaharlal Nehru \par \par If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made \par progress.-- Calvin Coolidge \par \par If you are doing your best, you will not have to worry about failure. -- Robert S. Hillyer \par \par If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.-- Woody Allen \par \par It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world.-- Charles F. Kettering \par \par Accept failure as a normal part of living. View it as part of the process of exploring your world; make a note of its lessons and move on. -- Tom Hobson \par \par They who lack talent expect things to happen without effort. They ascribe failure to a lack of inspiration or ability, or to misfortune, rather than to insufficient \par application. At the core of every true talent there is an awareness of the difficulties inherent in any achievement, and the confidence that by persistence and \par patience something worthwhile will be realized. Thus talent is a species of vigor. -- Eric Hoffer \par \par Success is 99 percent failure. -- Soichiro Honda \par \par More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.-- Billy Sunday \par \par There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. -- Thomas H. Huxley \par \par The man who tries to do something and fails is infinitely better than he who tries to do nothing and succeeds. -- Lloyd Jones \par \par Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail. -- Charles F. Kettering \par \par My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. -- Abraham Lincoln \par \par You can't be a winner and be afraid to lose. -- Charles Lynch \par \par Remember your past mistakes just long enough to profit by them. -- Dan Mckinnon \par \par Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.-- Robert F. Kennedy \par \par The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable part of the process of getting to the top.-- Dr. Joyce Brothers \par \par Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what doesn't work; and second, the failure gives you the opportunity to try a new approach.-- \par Roger von Oech \par \par Failure is good. It's fertilizer. Everything I've learned about coaching, I've learned from making mistakes. -- Rick Pitino \par \par Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped. -- African Proverb \par \par I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I \par now enjoy. -- Anthony Robbins \par \par Why is it so painful to watch a person sink? Because there is something unnatural in it, for nature demands personal progress, evolution, and every backward step \par means wasted energy. -- J. August Strindberg \par \par Failure is not the worst thing in the world -- the very worst is not to try. -- Source Unknown \par \par There is much to be said for failure. It is much more interesting than success.-- Max Beerbohm \par \par You cannot measure a man by his failures. You must know what use he makes of them. What did they mean to him. What did he get out of them.-- Orison \par Swett Marden \par \par You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.-- Beverly Sills \par \par Remember that your failures are the seeds of your most glorious successes. Be sad if you must, but don't despair. -- Source Unknown \par \par When you fall, don't get up empty handed. -- Source Unknown \par \par You're on the road to success when you realize that failure is only a detour. -- Source Unknown \par \par The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a failure. -- Gerald. N. Weiskott \par \cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000018 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.cyberquotations.com/inspire/onEnthusiasms.htm\cf0 \par \par \par \par I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm.-- Henry Truman \par \par Every memorable act in the history of the world is a triumph of enthusiasm. Nothing great was ever achieved without it because it gives any challenge or any occupation, no mater how frightening or difficult, a new meaning. Without enthusiasm you are doomed to a life of mediocrity but with it you can accomplish miracles. -- Og Mandino \par \par The worst bankruptcy in the world is the person who has lost his enthusiasm. -- H. W. Arnold \par \par One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is the man who has it for 30 years who makes a success of his life. -- Edward B. Butler \par \par If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. -- Vince Lombardi \par \par Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson \par \par I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.-- Sir Edward Appleton \par \par Knowledge is power and enthusiasm pulls the switch.-- Steve Droke \par \par The condition of the most passionate enthusiast is to be preferred over the individual who, because of the fear of making a mistake, won't in the end affirm or \par deny anything. -- Thomas Carlyle \par \par There is no such thing as can't, only won't. If you're qualified, all it takes is a burning desire to accomplish, to make a change. Go forward, go backward. \par Whatever it takes! But you can't blame other people or society in general. It all comes from your mind. When we do the impossible we realize we are special \par people.-- Jan Ashford \par \par When a man's willing and eager, the gods join in. -- Aeschylus \par \par How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal, and you have to \par be willing to work for it. -- Jim Valvano \par \par Enthusiasm moves the world. -- Arthur James Balfour \par \par Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults \par seem insignificant.-- Charles A. Cerami \par \par The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.--Aldous Huxley \par \par A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab \par \par If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. -- Bruce Barton \par \par Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money, power and influence. -- Henry Chester \par \par Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire.-- Fred Shero \par \par Genius is nothing more than inflamed enthusiasm. -- Source Unknown \par \par Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. -- Conrad Hilton \par \par Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single \par hour that which can be done just as well now.-- P.T. Barnum \par \par There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. -- Norman Vincent Peale \par \par Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn. -- John Wesley \par \cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000008 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue128;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\cf1\f0\fs16 http://www.starlingtech.com/quotes/mqotd.html Laura Moncur's Motivational Quotes \cf0 \par \par \par \par Raymond Holliwell: \par "Desire creates the power." \par \par Walt Whitman: \par "Nothing endures but personal qualities." \par \par Jessie Sampter: \par "Simplicity is the peak of civilization." \par \par Elizabeth Bowen: \par "Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have." \par \par W. Somerset Maugham: \par "Tradition is a guide and not a jailer." \par \par Shirley MacLaine: \par "Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power." \par \par Benjamin Disraeli: \par "Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error." \par \par Natalie Goldberg: \par "Anything you fully do is an alone journey." \par \par Samuel Johnson: \par "Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." \par \par \par \pard\cf2\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000019 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs16 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/ \par \par \par 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. \par \par 43% of all statistics are worthless. \par \par 668: The Neighbor of the Beast. \par \par 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. \par 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. \par 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. \par 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. \par 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. \par 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root. \par \par A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. \par \par A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain. \par \par A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist. \par \par A bike rest on its leg because it is too tyred. \par \par Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. \par \par Ability is what you're capable of doing... \par Motivation determines what you do... \par Attitude determines how well you do it. \par \par A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song. \par \par A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. \par \par A budget is something we go without to stay within. \par \par A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. \par \par A camel is a horse designed by a committee. \par \par A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for. \par \par A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. \par \par A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. \par \par A careless word may kindle strife. \par A cruel word may wreck a life. \par A timely word may level stress. \par A loving word may heal and bless. \par \par Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. (William James) \par \par A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. \par \par \par A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when \par it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". \par "I didn't think I needed to," Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse." \par \par A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. (Chinese Proverb) \par \par \par A child will perform from their mind for their coach/teacher, but for a parent they perform from their heart. \par \par A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other. \par \par A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. \par \par A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has. \par \par A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. \par \par A closed mind is a good thing to lose. \par \par A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. (Chinese proverb) \par \par A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done. \par \par A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. (Sir John A. MacDonald) \par \par A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. \par \par A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. \par \par A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago. \par \par A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals. \par \par Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. \par \par A crisis is when you can't say: "let's forget the whole thing". \par \par A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table! \par \par Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action. \par \par A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. \par \par Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about \par the way his mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles) \par \par A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs. \par \par A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight. \par \par A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?" \par \par A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. \par \par A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything. \par \par A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of \par me... They must be Gods! \par A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of \par me... I must be a God! \par \par A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show. \par \par Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. \par \par A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. (Harvey Mackay) \par \par A drop of ink may make a million think. \par \par A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. \par \par Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. \par \par A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red \par when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them." The American nodded. "It's the same in the \par USA only we see stars too!" \par \par Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. (Erica Jong) \par \par A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. \par \par A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever. \par \par A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve. \par The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs. \par She asked what he was doing. \par He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife." \par \par A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one. \par \par A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. \par \par A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." \par The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President." \par \par A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city \par but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?" \par \par Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. (C.S. Lewis) \par \par A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. \par \par A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. \par Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" \par The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail." \par \par \par \par \par A flea and a fly in a flu \par were imprisoned so what could they do? \par Said the flea "let us fly" \par said the fly" let us flee" \par so they flew through a flaw in the flu. \par \par A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. \par "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. \par "Toilette pepper!" \par \par A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to \par grow. \par \par A friend is someone that won't begin to talk behind your back when you leave the room. \par \par A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows. \par \par A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. (Abraham Lincoln) \par \par A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. \par \par A friend to all is a friend to none. \par \par After all is said and done, more is said than done. \par \par After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history. \par \par After months of training and you finally understand all of a program's commands, a revised version of the program arrives with an all-new \par command structure. (Thoreau's First Theory of Adaptation) \par \par After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance. \par \par A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from just the simple little \par things! \par \par A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home! \par \par A giving church is a living church. \par \par A goal properly set is halfway reached. \par \par A goal without a plan is just a wish. \par \par \par \par Gold Roses - Tell her how you feel! Real roses dipped in gold - delivered with your message. \par \par A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have \par withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble. (Charles H. Spurgeon) \par \par A good conscience is a soft pillow. \par \par A good example is the best sermon. \par \par A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up. \par \par A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it. \par \par A good school is a community where children learn to live first and foremost as childen and not as future adults. \par \par A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. (George Burns) \par \par A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. \par \par A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. (William James) \par \par A guilty conscience needs no accuser. \par \par A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. (Hugh Downs) \par \par A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings. \par \par A hard thing about business is minding your own. \par \par A heavy burden does not kill on the day it is carried. (Kenyan Proverb) \par \par A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher \par asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just \par prayed for more snow." \par \par A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track . . . an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. (Henry \par Ward Beecher) \par \par A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. \par \par A honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. \par "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother. \par "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him." \par \par A house divided against itself cannot stand; I believe this government cannot endure permanently half-slave and half-free. (Abraham \par Lincoln, June 17, 1858) \par \par A HOUSE is built of logs and stone, \par Of piles and post and piers; \par A HOME is built of loving deeds, \par That stand a thousand years. \par (Victor Hugo) \par \par A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood. \par \par A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers. (H.L. Mencken) \par \par A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer. \par \par A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand. \par \par A king's castle is his home. \par \par A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. \par \par \cf1\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000020 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs16 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/ \par \par Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity. \par \par A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. \par \par A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. \par \par Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried. \par \par Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on. \par \par A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. The mother answered, "Well, \par son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the congregation needs it." \par \par A little boy's prayer. "Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. \par Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess." \par \par A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. (C.S. Lewis) \par \par All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. (Samuel Butler) \par \par All bicycles weigh 50 pounds, except that a 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock, a 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock, and a \par 50 pound bicycle does not need a lock. \par \par All fingers are not alike, \par If you cut bigger ones to make all equal it is communism, \par If you stretch smaller ones to make all equal it is socialism, \par If you do nothing to make all equal it is capitalism. \par \par All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness. \par \par All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move. (Benjamin Franklin) \par \par All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction -- down. \par \par All mothers are working mothers. \par \par All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, \par but speaks volumes about his laziness. (Mark Kennedy) \par \par All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. \par \par All sunshine makes a desert. \par \par All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in this world is for enough good men to do nothing. (Edmund Burke) \par \par All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday. \par \par All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do. \par \par All your dreams come true, if you have the courage to pursue them. (Walt Disney) \par \par A long dispute means that both parties are wrong. \par \par A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough. (Benjamin Franklin) \par \par A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. \par \par Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. (Helen Keller) \par \par Always and Never are two words to always remember never to use. \par \par Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names. \par \par Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. \par \par Always leave loved ones with loving words, it may be the last time you see them. \par \par Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. \par \par A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion. \par \par A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. \par \par A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does; but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing \par what he does. \par \par A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (John Barrymore 1943) \par \par A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. (Latin Proverb) \par \par A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life. \par \par A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" \par "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!" \par \par A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement. \par \par A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones. \par \par \par \par \par A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife! \par \par A man who throws dirt looses ground. \par \par A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. \par \par America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. \par \par America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. \par \par America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans. \par \par America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem. \par \par "Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that? \par \par A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself. (louis L'Amour) \par \par A mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimension. \par \par A moment on the lips, \par an eternity on the hips. \par \par A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player. \par \par An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried \par counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." \par \par An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult. \par \par An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry. \par \par An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. \par But . . . an onion a day keeps everyone away. \par \par An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. \par \par A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by way of an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to \par sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." \par Failing to observe the punctuation, the clergyman startled his audience by announcing: "Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the \par prayers of the congregation for his safety." \par \par An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. \par \par An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her \par memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead. \par \par An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. \par \par Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it. (Seneca) \par \par Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind. \par \par An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal. \par \par An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same \par person. \par \par An open mind does not always require an open mount. \par \par An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh. \par \par An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. - Nolan's / Peter's Placebo \par \par Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop. \par \par Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough. \par \par Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them. \par \par Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt. \par \par Anyone who has time to look for a 4- leaf clover needs to find one. \par \par Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart, but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind. (Woodrow Wilson). \par \par Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it. (Mitchell's Law of Committees) \par \par Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up. \par The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up. \par \par Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything. \par \par Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. \par \par Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. (Mignon McLaughin) \par \cf1\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000021 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs16 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/ \par \par \par A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the vicar came, so the vicar just \par said a prayer and left. The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his visit. "I vaguely remember your visit \par yesterday. I remember opening my eyes and thinking 'I can't be in Heaven because there is the vicar'." \par \par A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed. \par \par A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. \par \par A person can fail many times, but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else. \par \par A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion. \par \par A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others. \par \par A person lives, to be loved. \par A person loves, to have lived. (Michael Crowgey) \par \par A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds. \par \par A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season. \par \par A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots. \par \par A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one. \par \par A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing. \par \par A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties. (Harry \par Truman) \par \par A Physician can bury his mistakes, an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. (Frank Lloyd Wright) \par \par A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." \par \par A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship. \par \par A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office. \par \par A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating. \par \par A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. (Miguel de Cervantes) \par \par A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. (Slick's Second Universe Law) \par \par \par \par \par Archeologist: someone whose carrier lies in ruins. \par \par A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. (Farmer's Almanac) \par \par A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. \par \par A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, but as soon as you close your hand tightly \par it slips through your fingers. \par A relationship is like that held tenderly with respect for the other person it last, but once you close your hand to hold on tightly it slips \par through your fingers. \par \par A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs. \par \par Art is work, to sell it is art. \par \par As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. \par \par A sad Texan once prayed, "Lord, I wish you would make it rain - not so much for me, I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old." \par \par As a man begins to live more seriously within; he begins to live more simply without. \par \par A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less & less about \par more & more till he knows nothing about everything. \par \par A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it. \par \par A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago. \par \par A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head. \par \par A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. (John A. Shedd) \par \par A signature always reveals a man's character... and sometimes even his name. \par \par A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. \par \par A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't. \par \par A sinning man will stop praying. A praying man will stop sinning. \par \par As I said before, I never repeat myself. \par \par Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life. (Chinese proverb) \par \par Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off. \par \par Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow. \par \par As long as you put in the work, you can own the dream. When the work stops, the dream disappears. (Jim Dietz) \par \par A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it. \par \par A smile is a curve that sets things straight. \par \par A smile is a fortune, but you can't sell it, you can't buy it and you can't steal it, but it isn't good to anyone until it is given away. \par \par A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked. \par \par A smile on your face can be felt on anothers heart. (Rhonda Marlow) \par \par A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. (English Proverb \par \par "As often as you eat this bread and drink this cup" (today) "you proclaim my death" (yesterday) "until I come again." (future) \par \par A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. (Benjamin Franklin) \par \par A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no stand can be made against invasion of an idea. \par \par A statesman shears the sheep. A politician skins them. \par \par A status symbol is a symbol, not status. \par \par A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . . . \par It goes . . . no fun, send mon, your Son! \par Dad write back saying . . . so sad, too bad, your Dad! \par \par A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in \par church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping." \par \par A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. \par A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter." \par \par A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to \par "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without \par missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill." \par \par A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly. \par \par A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell. \par \par At age 20 we worry about what others think of us. At 40 we don't care what they think of us. At 60 we discover they haven't been \par thinking of us at all. (Ann Landers) \par \par A talent is formed in stillness, a character in the world's torrent. \par \par A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence. \par Little Johnny was a smarty, so he answered with, " De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail." \par \par A tear shed can say more than a hundred words spoken. \par \par \par \par \par Atheism is a non-prophet organization. \par \par A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said: "Son, your shoes are on the \par wrong feet." \par He looked up at her with a raised brow and said:"Don't kid me, Mom. I know they're my feet." \par \par A ton of regret never made an ounce of difference. \par \par A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense. \par \par A true friend walks in when the world walks out. \par \par A truth spoken before its time is dangerous. \par \par At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?" \par "Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard." \par \par At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when \par they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, \par and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife." \par \par Attend Church weekly NOT weakly. \par \par A twofold national problem is how to preserve the wilderness in the country and get rid of the jungle in the cities. \par \par At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. \par \par "Automatic" simply means that you can't repair it yourself. \par \par Autopsy is a dying practice. \par \par A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. \par \par A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game she said, "I don't \par know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize \par me!" \par \par A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go. \par \par A vicar was preparing to leave his parish. In order to avoid a particular parishioner being sad, he said "Don't worry, you'll probably get a \par better man." "Not necessarily," replied the parishioner, "that's what the last one said before he left." \par \par A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there. \par \par A winner says, "There must be a better way to do it". \par A loser says, "This is the way it has always been done here". \par \par A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. (Thomas Fuller) \par \par A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can. \par \par A wise person escapes temptation and leaves no forwarding address. \par \par A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something. \par \par A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says \par happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home." \par \par A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything! \par \par A woman's heart is like a campfire; if you don't tend it often the flame will go out. (Willie M. Lawrence) \par \par A word gets its meaning by the person who speaks it. \par \par A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. \par \par A young minister was helping his wife with the dishes meanwhile complaining: "This is not a man's job!" "Oh, yes, it is!" she said, as she \par quoted from 2 Kings 21:13, "I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it and turning it upside down!" \par \par A young person knows the rules but the old person knows the exceptions. \par \cf1\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000022 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs16 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/ \par \par \par Bacteria: the only culture some people have. \par \par Bad planing on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part. \par \par Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies. \par \par Be at peace with yourself first and then you will be able to bring peace to others. (Thomas A. Kempis) \par \par Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. (Ellen Palmer Allerton) \par \par Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. \par \par Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge. \par \par Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone! \par \par Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you. \par \par Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for. \par \par Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. \par \par Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it. \par \par Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up. \par \par Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean. \par \par Be good or be good at it! \par \par Behavior is a mirror in which everyone shows his image. (Goethe) \par \par Being cool, is not trying to be cool. \par \par Being listened to and heard is one of the greatest desires of the human heart. (Richard Carlson) \par \par Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time. \par \par Believe in miracles, but don't depend on them. \par \par Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts. (F.F. Bosworth) \par \par Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your \par reputation is merely what others think of you. \par \par Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. (Fred A. Hufnagel Sr.) \par \par Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. (Chinese proverb) \par \par Be of use, but don't be used. \par \par Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. (Benjamin Franklin) \par \par B(est) I(nformation) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth). \par \par Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these. \par \par Better an end with pain, than pain with no end. \par \par Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (Abraham Lincoln) \par \par Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot. \par \par Better untaught than ill-taught. \par \par Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. \par \par Be yourself- who else is better qualified? (Frank J. Giblin II) \par \par Big doesn't necessarily mean better..sunflowers aren't better than violets. \par \par Big Ideas are so hard to recognize, so fragile, so easy to kill. Don't forget that, all of you who don't have them. (John Elliot, Jr.) \par \par BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS \par Idealism: Happy Birthday. \par Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday. \par Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday. \par Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday? \par Taoism: It's everybody's birthday. \par Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound? \par Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me. \par Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age. \par \par Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. (Rev. Larry Lorenzoni) \par \par Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. (Herbert Hoover) \par \par Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, they will never cease to be amused. \par \par Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost, but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left. \par \par Blessed is he who, having nothing to say, refrained from giving wordy evidence of the fact. \par \par Blowing out another man's flame doesn't make yours shine any brighter, but less. \par \par Bones; there are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never been broken in a skiing \par accident. \par \par Boredom sets into boring minds. \par \par Born twice, die once. Born once, die twice. \par \par Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. \par \par Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my desk has a workstation. \par \par Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs. \par \par But the lies we live will always be confessed in the stories that we tell. (Orson Scott Card) \par \par By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. \par \par By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. \par \par By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game. \par \par \par \par \par Cancer is so limited, It cannot corrode faith, It cannot shatter hope,It cannot kill friendships, It cannot cripple love, It cannot destroy \par peace, It cannot silence courage, It cannot suppress memories, It cannot conquer the spirit. \par \par Can't never could do anything. \par Till could came along and whipped Can't butt... \par now can't can do a lot. \par \par Can't never did anything but fail (Mr. Eaton) \par \par Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable? I guess the definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep. \par (Paula Poundstone) \par \par Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. \par \par Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It's just a matter of how you view them. \par \par Change your thoughts and you change your world. (Norman Vincent Peale) \par \par Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong. \par \par Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. (Abraham Lincoln) \par \par Character is made by what you stand for; reputation, by what you fall for. (Robert Quillen) \par \par Character is what a person is in the dark. \par \par Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. (Albert Camus) \par \par Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a "carrier". \par \par Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. \par \par Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath. \par \par Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. \par \par Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. \par \par Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. \par \par Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. \par \par Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.(Confucius) \par \par Choose well. Your choice is brief, and yet endless. (Goethe) \par \par Christianity is not a crutch. It's a pair of wings. \par \par Church members are either pillars or caterpillars..the pillars hold up the church, and the caterpillars just crawl in and out. \par \par Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing \par is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing. \par \par Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children. \par \par Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (Mark Twain) \par \par Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. \par \par College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife. \par \par Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world. \par \par Coming together is a beginning, \par Staying together is progress, \par Working together is success. (Henry Ford) \par \par Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. \par \par Communication by empathy is a talent that few possess. \par \par Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece. \par \par Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. \par \par Confrontation doesn't always bring a solution to the problem, but until you confront the problem, there will be no solution. (James \par Baldwin) \par \par Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. \par \par Consider how hard it is to change yourself; and you will understand what little chance you have trying to change others. \par \par Constant use will wear out anything... especially friends. \par \par Consumers are statistics, customers are people. \par \par Contentment is not to be found in having what you want, but rather wanting what you have \par \par Conviction is worthless unless it is converted into conduct. (Thomas Carlyle) \par \par Copy from one its plagiarism. \par Copy from two its research. \par \par Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. (Ambrose Redmoon) \par \par Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. \par Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. (Winston Churchill) \par \par Creation of woman from the rib of Man: \par She was not made from his head to top him; \par nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him; \par but out of his side to be equal with him, \par under his arm to be protected, \par and near his heart to be loved. \par \cf1\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000023 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs16 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/ \par \par \par Dance as if no one's watching, love as if it's never going to hurt. (Stuart Appleby) \par \par Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only life can do that. \par Hate cannot drive out hate. Only love can do that. \par (Martin Luther King Jr) \par \par Dear God, help me to guard my tongue and learn to say the right thing at the right time for the right reason in the right way. Help me, too, \par to know when to keep my mouth shut. \par \par Dear Jesus, Please help Mommy and Daddy. \par Take care of Brother and Me. \par And please God, take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble. \par Amen \par \par Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. \par \par Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life. \par \par Death is not totally extinguishing the light but turning off the lamp because the dawn has come. \par \par Dedication is not what others expect of you; it is what you can give to others. \par \par Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. \par \par Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before! \par \par Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. \par \par Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular. \par \par Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. (William Jennings \par Bryan) \par \par Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy) \par \par Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge \par of the pool and throw them fish. \par \par Dieting is wishful shrinking. \par \par Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way. \par \par Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed. \par \par Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. \par \par Discipline without freedom is tyranny. \par Freedom without discipline is chaos. (Cullen Hightower) \par \par Do bad and remember, do good and forget. (Algerian proverb) \par \par Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out. \par Can you give me something to keep it in? \par Certainly - how about a paper bag? \par \par Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet. \par What shall I do? \par Well, for a start, don't point him at me. \par \par Do for others with no desire of returned favor. We all should plant some trees we'll never sit under. \par \par Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right. \par \par Don't ask what your community can do for you. Ask what you can do for your community. (Steve Andres) \par \par Don't be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind. \par \par Don't be afraid of tomorrow, for God has already been there. \par \par Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted. \par \par Don't be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good. \par \par Don't control, be in control. (Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu, The Legend Continues) \par \par Don't count the days, make the days count. (Mohammed Ali) \par \par Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. \par \par Don't ever slam a door- you may want to go back. \par \par Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it. \par \par Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. (Robert Louis Stevenson) \par \par Don't just get something out of church, put something into it. \par \par Don't kill the dream - execute it! \par \par Don't let time take control of your destiny. Let your destiny take control of your time. (Ulrick Ricardo Milord) \par \par Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. (John Wooden) \par \par Don't limit your challenges - challenge your limits. \par \par Don't listen to what I say; listen to what I mean. \par \par Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper. \par \par Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take, measure it by how many times you get your breath taken away. \par \par Don't pray for easy lives! Pray to be stronger men! Don't pray for tasks equal to your powers! Pray for powers equal to your tasks! \par (Phillips Brooks) \par \par Dont say" if I could, I would". \par Say instead "If I can, I will". \par \par Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis \par Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. \par \par Don't seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek what they sought. (Basho) \par \par Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only \par hoped for. (The Vatican Sayings, Epicurus) \par \par Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. \par \par Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard) \par \par Don't take people for what they are! \par Most people do not deserve this. \par Take them rather for what they should be. \par Don't take me for what I should be. \par Take me for what I want to be. \par Yours friendly and faithfully! (Margarethe Strnad) \par \par Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is. \par \par Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. (Malayan proverb) \par \par Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path. \par \par Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. \par \par Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. \par \par Don't wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly. (St. Francis De Sales) \par \par Don't work for recognition, but do work worthy of recognition. \par \par Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. (Howard \par Hathaway Aiken) \par \par Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. (Robert Fulghum) \par \par Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence. (NASA proverb) \par \par Do what you love and love what you're doing, and you'll never work another day in your life. \par \par "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes \par everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you." \par \par Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. (James Dean) \par \par Drink wet cement and get really stoned. \par \par Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker. \par \par Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get. \par \par Drive-In banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. (E. Joseph Cossman) \par \par During a carnival, men put masks over their masks. (Xavier Forneret) \par \par During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched \par him into silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach \par me to whistle. . . And He just then did!" \par \par Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives. \par \cf1\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000024 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs16 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/ \par \par \par Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. \par \par Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. \par Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV. \par \par Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Anamaniacs) \par \par Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. \par \par Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. \par You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. \par \par Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! \par \par Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally \par he knows practically everything about nothing. \par \par Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. (Robert Brault) \par \par Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet. \par \par Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by the same token don't put \par too much faith in science. \par \par Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory. \par \par Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake. \par \par Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there! (Will Rogers) \par \par Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to. \par \par Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. \par \par Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. \par \par Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth! \par \par Events are less important than our response to them. \par \par Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing. \par \par Every crown is made for a head, but every head is not made for a crown. \par \par Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don't have film. \par \par Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. \par \par \par \par \par Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. \par \par Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. (Ronnie B. Woods) \par \par Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away. \par \par Every good friend once was a stranger. \par \par Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. \par \par Every man dies; not every man really lives.(Braveheart) \par \par Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener. \par \par Everyone leaves footprints in you memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truely remember. \par (Nicholas Sperling) \par \par Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. (Hasidic saying) \par \par Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die. \par \par Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. (Spanish Proverb) \par \par Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them, and not waited until the next year for \par better. (Edgar Watson Howe) \par \par Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. \par \par Everything is possible; just not too probable. \par \par Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. (Einstein) \par \par Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. (Dillon, 1988) \par \par Examine what is said, not who speaks. (Arabian Proverb) \par \par Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell. \par \par Expectations are for the unsure. (Peter Walstrom) \par \par Expect people to do better than they are..it helps them to become better; but, don't be disappointed when they are not- it helps them to \par keep trying. \par \par Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. \par \par Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. \par \par Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. \par \par Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. \par \par Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary. \par \par Facts don't disappear just because they're ignored. \par \par Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (Napolean Hill) \par \par Faith is not believing that God can, but that God will! \par \par Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to. \par \par Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens.(J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings) \par \par Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy. Hope makes all things work. \par \par Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet. \par \par Fat people are harder to kidnap. \par \par Fear doesn't overwhelm you; you let fear overwhelm you. \par \par Fear grows from what we don't know, faith comes from what we do. \par \par Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there. \par \par Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death! \par \par First things first! But not necessarily in that order. \par \par Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. \par \par Flirtation...Attention without intention. \par \par Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. \par \par Fools rush in - and get all the best seats. \par \par Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark. \par \par For Christ Our Lord, All Can Give Some... Some Will Give All. \par \par Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you. \par \par Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on. \par \par Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury. \par \par Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realizing you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado) \par \par For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin. \par \par For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. (Bruce \par Barton) \par \par For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord. \par \par Four things come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past, and the neglected opportunity. (Omar Idn Al-Halif) \par \par Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired. \par \par Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought. \par \par Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! \par \par Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears. \par \par Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year. \par \par Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store. \par \par Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. \par \par Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving. \par \par Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his entire life. (African proverb) \par \par Give plenty of what is given to you, \par And listen to pity's call; \par Don't think the little you give is great \par And the much you get is small. (Phoebe Cary 1824-1871) \par \par Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. (Danish Proverb) \par \par Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for \par anything. (Peter Marshall) \par \cf1\f1\fs24 \par } End 3000025 {\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss MS Sans Serif;}{\f1\fnil\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} {\colortbl ;\red0\green0\blue0;} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs16 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/ \par \par \par Goals are dreams with deadlines. \par \par God alone is the judge of true greatness because He knows men's hearts. (Mahatma Gandhi) \par \par God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces. \par \par \par \par \par God creates a worm for every bird - but He does not throw it in the nest. \par \par God doesn't call people who are qualified. He calls people who are willing, and then He qualifies them. (Richard Parker) \par \par God doesn't discriminate ... only religions do. \par \par God gave us memories, that we might have June roses in the December of our lives. (James M. Barrie) \par \par God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once. \par \par God gave us two ears but only one mouth . . . Some people say that's because He wanted us to spend twice as much time listening as \par talking. Others claim it's because He knew listening was twice as hard as talking. \par \par God, give me courage to do what I can, \par humility to admit what I can't, \par and wisdom to know the difference. \par \par God gives every bird its food but he doesn't throw it to its nest. \par \par God gives us faces; we create our own expressions. \par \par God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the \par difference. (Reinhold Niebuhr) \par \par God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee. (Ben Franklin) \par \par God is God, \par and I'm not. (Stephen Mansfield) \par \par God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him. (Kelly Sparks) \par \par God is too kind to do anything cruel; too wise to make a mistake; too deep to explain Himself. \par \par God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way. \par \par God loves you right where you are but he doesn't want to leave you there. (Max Lucado) \par \par God never said it would be easy .... He just said He would go with me. (J.G. Holland) \par \par God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. \par \par God puts some in places of leadership to shoulder responsibility, not to enjoy privileges. \par \par God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. \par \par God's will will not lead you where His grace cannot keep you. \par \par God uses broken things. \par It takes broken soil to produce a crop, \par broken clouds to give rain, \par broken grain to give bread, \par broken bread to give strength. \par It is the broken alabaster box that gives forth perfume \par . . . it is Peter, weeping bitterly, who returns to greater power than ever. (Vance Havner) \par \par God will supply all your real needs. \par \par Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. \par \par Good, better, best. \par Never rest \par Until good be better \par And better best. (Mother Goose) \par \par Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. \par \par Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. (Byrd Baggett) \par \par Goodness is the only investment that never fails. (Thoreau) \par \par Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance. \par \par Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. \par \par Great men may die, but there ideas won't. (Kelly Nelson) \par \par Great minds ... discuss ideas. \par Average minds ... discuss events. \par Small minds ... discuss people. \par \par Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. \par \par Guests and fish start to stink after two days. (Spanish Proverb) \par \par \par \par \par Habit never goes \par Because if you remove H \par Abit remains, \par If you remove A \par Bit remains, \par If you remove B \par It still remains \par \par Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence. (Bonar Thompson) \par \par Handicapped is not helpless. \par \par Handy Guide to Modern Science: \par 1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology. \par 2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. \par 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics. \par \par Happiness is a path, not a destination. \par \par Happiness is not something you have in your hands; it is something you carry in you heart. \par \par Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. \par \par Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest curfew. \par \par Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances. \par \par Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now. \par \par Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all! \par \par Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat. \par \par Hating someone is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat. \par \par Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing. \par \par Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to do it. \par \par Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end. \par \par Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French the lovers Italian, and all is organized by the Swiss. \par (Eliane Kirchner) \par \par He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. (Abraham Lincoln) \par \par He has Van Gogh's ear for music. \par \par He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. (Jim Elliot) \par \par He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it. \par \par Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. \par \par Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it. \par \par Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. (Richard Bach) \par \par Here's to you and here's to me and may we never disagree, but if we do I'll still love you. \par \par Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. (C. S. Woodbridge) \par \par Heroes and winners aren't the same thing. \par \par He that lets the small things bind him, leaves the great undone behind him. \par \par He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.... \par \par He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. (Chinese proverb) \par \par He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom. (J.R.R. Tolkien) \par \par He who buys what he does not need steals from himself. \par \par He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. (Albert Einstein) \par \par He who cannot forgive breaks the